Fair Warning

The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the bloggers’ own (that would be me) and sometimes that of her multiple personalities and sometimes that of Jack Daniel’s  and his dear friend Jose Cuervo.  Which leads me to this: I tell it how I see it, I am not politically correct and I cuss. Often. I think penises are funny, I like gross stuff, totally love zombies, I am addicted to shoes and I have no filter. None.  If you get offended , by all means, leave a comment or click over to some boring knitting blog. If you dare to personally attack me or a fan of this blog, I will rain down a very public verbal butthurt on you. I’m here to vent and have a few giggles; not deal with mean bitches. If I wanted that drama, I would go work at Wal-Mart.  Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer, provider or party in question.

In short, I am not an expert in anything but me.

(Maybe booze, shoes and zombies but I wouldn’t take my word on that.)

This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. I own anything you see, read and think is awesome here. I also own anything you hate here, including my opinions. For questions about this blog, please contact  me at cat (at) honeybadgerpress (dot) com. This blog accepts forms of cash advertising (or just free cash), sponsorship, paid insertions or other forms of compensation.  I will work for cool free stuff. Bartering is awesome, too. The compensation received will never influence the content, topics or posts made in this blog.  Those advertisements will be identified as paid advertisements. The owner  of this blog is sometimes compensated to give opinions on products, services, websites and various other topics. Even though the owner of this blog receives compensation for our posts or advertisements; we always give our honest opinions, findings, beliefs, or experiences on those topics or products. Honesty some times  cuts down on repeat compensation but that’s the way it goes sometimes.

Writing is an expression and sometimes I take creative license with said expressions to drive home a point. For example: If I say to set your cheating lying ex on fire… I do not mean douse him in whiskey and throw a match at him. I mean- be done with him. Move on down the road. If I say I am crazy and want to bitch thump someone – that doesn’t mean that I wear a straight jacket or that I would really strike her. It means I would pay my lawyer to or maybe stick pins in a voo doo doll. Or laugh at her ugly shoes with my BFF over margaritas. I feel like I have to tell you this since CNN, ABC, CBS etc. , go digging in every one’s private thoughts after they emerge on the radar and try to edit said thoughts into a picture of a crazy godzilla on a PMS fueled roid rage monster. And it will be my luck that I will some how finally be on Chelsea Lately and then the media would spin my life off into Crazy Town and then my only hope of future employment would be as a cast member on Dr. Drew. A girl can dream!

Copyright Statement of Ass Kickery (in easy to reference bullet points should #2 & #5 happen to you):

1. © ™­ ® Honey Badger Press, LLC 2010, 2011, 2012 and so on.
2. Steal my stuff and I will bitch slap your stupid ass.
3. Seriously, I average 7 hours a day writing, researching and marketing my blog, etc.
4. Don’t be a douche and rip me off. If you want to use something just ask me and we can work something out.
5. Seriously.  I will find you then share your post-ass kicking pictures here.
6. M’kay?