In short, I am not an expert in anything but me.
(Maybe booze, shoes and zombies but I wouldn’t take my word on that.)
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Writing is an expression and sometimes I take creative license with said expressions to drive home a point. For example: If I say to set your cheating lying ex on fire… I do not mean douse him in whiskey and throw a match at him. I mean- be done with him. Move on down the road. If I say I am crazy and want to bitch thump someone – that doesn’t mean that I wear a straight jacket or that I would really strike her. It means I would pay my lawyer to or maybe stick pins in a voo doo doll. Or laugh at her ugly shoes with my BFF over margaritas. I feel like I have to tell you this since CNN, ABC, CBS etc. , go digging in every one’s private thoughts after they emerge on the radar and try to edit said thoughts into a picture of a crazy godzilla on a PMS fueled roid rage monster. And it will be my luck that I will some how finally be on Chelsea Lately and then the media would spin my life off into Crazy Town and then my only hope of future employment would be as a cast member on Dr. Drew. A girl can dream!
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Steal my stuff and I will bury you.
Seriously, I average 7 hours a day writing, researching and marketing my blog, etc.
Don’t be a slug and rip me off. If you want to use something just ask me and we can work something out.
Seriously. I will find you and squeeze every miserable penny out of your slacker soul.